History

The Formation of Memesquad
Sassy Dino looked at the laced with coke Burning Question in his hands and felt fat.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Decrepit surroundings. He had always hated The Dusty Memesquad Ritual Grounds with its giant, gloopy GPD Win's. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel fat.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Lemon Mcgee. Lemon was a violent a intellectually challenged man with a polish groin and russian spinal cord.

Sassy gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a snotty, sympathetic, white fluid drinker with obese groin and fat spinal cord. His friends saw him as an angry, adventurous an Obese Mule. Once, he had even helped a dusty Glen cross the road.

But not even a snotty person who had once helped a dusty Glen cross the road, was prepared for what Lemon had in store today.

The rain which was pissed out of the sky teased like furiously jerking it Twamers, making Sassy baked.

As Sassy stepped outside and Lemon came closer, he could see the energetic glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want Sexual Pleasure," Lemon bellowed, in a loving tone. He slammed his fist against Sassy's chest, with the force of 6349 Geese. "I frigging love you, Sassy Dino."

Sassy looked back, even more baked and still fingering the laced with coke Burning Question. "Lemon, my Name Jeff," he replied.

They looked at each other with obese feelings, like two lazy, lonely Lord Squirrels volteripalling at a very proud The Memesquad Forging, which had gucci gang music playing in the background and two witty uncles Final Ray of Hope to the beat.

Suddenly, Lemon lunged forward and tried to punch Sassy in the face. Quickly, Sassy grabbed the laced with coke Burning Question and brought it down on Lemon's skull.

Lemon's polish groin trembled and his russian spinal cord wobbled. He looked pleasured, his body raw like a nutritious, narrow Novulus.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Lemon Mcgee was dead.

Sassy Dino went back inside and made himself a nice drink of white fluid.

THE END